A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the
cop said, "Did
Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the
bike over and
handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said,
"Next
year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you
got, did
Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The
little girl
looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes
underneath
the horse, not on top."